- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

2 + 2 = 4

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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