- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Women's rights

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

what are three short words? i a am

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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