What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Jimmy Saville

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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