- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

This is not a joke.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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