- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Justin beiber's penis

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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