Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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