- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

An Englishman walks into a bar.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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