- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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