Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

John Cena

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What do you call a black man? Rob

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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