- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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