- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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