Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Vagina cream... end of story

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Anti Joke

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