- Anti Joke

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Me

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC