I have a horse.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

sorry got to poo

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

If life gives you lemonade.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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