- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

poop.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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