- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Pickles are powerful

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A Mormon walks into a bar

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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