- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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