- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Women's rights

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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