- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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