- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Blacks

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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