- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

pull my finger (farts)

What did the old man say? Im old

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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