- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

pull my finger (farts)

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What did the old man say? Im old

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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