Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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How High is a Chinese man

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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