Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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all the kids had fun

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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This sentence is a lie.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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