- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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