Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Pianos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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