I had friends on the Death Star.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Trump will make America great again.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Face Hunter is scum

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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