Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Mitt Romney

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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