Tall asians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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