- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

How do you make the general public confused? ...

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

what are three short words? i a am

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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