Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

what goes woof ? A dog.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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