- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Bob Saget

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Black People

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??