Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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a man was shot.... he died

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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