nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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