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The truth is he loves her!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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