- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

who is not good looking? mon morello

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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