Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

yeyeyeyeye live action

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Read a Book.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Democracy.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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