How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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