That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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your mom is so fat.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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