Prostitution is bad.......

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Black people stink of shite!

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

A car walks into a bar.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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