Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

This is an anti-joke.

j.p. is dumb

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Your life

an emo girl walked into a white room

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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