- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Womens rights.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

why did the man die? he had cancer

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

anus

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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