What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Women's rights

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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