- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

okay so theres this guy.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Chicken

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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