"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Where's my tractor?

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What is the name of the car? What

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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