- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Whats two plus two Four!

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

no rasist joks

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

what's black? a lot of things.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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