Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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My Butthole.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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hers a joke... japanese people

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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A storm be brewin!

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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