The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Your're racist.

you suck

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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