You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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