what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Immigration Laws

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Women's Rights

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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