Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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DEATH.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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