When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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A black student graduated High School

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Gus's mom

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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