- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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