- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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