Kevin and Ramin

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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robin, get in the car.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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