What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

you give like i give lomain

A Mormon walks into a bar.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

snooki

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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