why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

jd and zach loves vigina

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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