- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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