Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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well now

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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