- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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