- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

an american walks out of a strip club.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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