What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Justin beiber's penis

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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