- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Pineapple.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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