roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Anti Joke

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