A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Morning wood.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

A Mormon walks into a bar

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

everyone dislike this

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Pickles are powerful

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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