- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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