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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave