- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

I literally died laughing

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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