Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

The cream, it is coming

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

360 NO SCOPE

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

I have an erection My mom!

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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