- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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