- Anti Joke

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What's circular and round A circle

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?