Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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