- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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