What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Knock, Knock Who's There

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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