A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

if you don't like this you're gay

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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