Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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That is so fetch

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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