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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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