What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats hairy and crys your mom

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

The cream, it is coming

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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