What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

women's rights

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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