I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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