- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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