- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

why girl die cancer

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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