What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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Anti Joke

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