Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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