what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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