It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I am a women

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

So a seal walks into a club.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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