- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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