- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

The lion swallowed his pride.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

A hill billy went fishing

Dumbledore dies.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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