Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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