- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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