- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Smeg...

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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