Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Matthew Baker

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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