Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Not a joke.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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