Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Liverpool City Football Club

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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