DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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mexicans fishing

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Ms Leong Sux

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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