- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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