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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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