Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

A American seeking into mexico

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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