- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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