- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's your blood type? Red.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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