What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

This is an anti- joke

Dyslexia ruels!

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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