- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

A Fat Kenyan

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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