- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Girls Lacrosse.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What's your blood type? Red.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Ms Leong Sux

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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