- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

I am a mime

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

CAVE JOHNSON.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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