- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dumbledore dies.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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