- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

hi dave

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why is the ground wet It rained

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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