- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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