What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Not a joke.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Boner

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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