What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Dumbledore dies.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A hill billy went fishing

WHAT THE BABIES?!

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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