- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

I woke up today

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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