- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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