Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Women's Rights

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What's 9 + 10 19

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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