- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

What do you do at a club? You club.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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