- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Dumbledore dies.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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